A friend of mine shared this humor with me. I though you will enjoy this.
The man gets his first wish fulfilled
A man in a Goa beach was praying deeply.
Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge from Goa to Mumbai so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom! The concretes and the steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something better.
The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, My Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want 2 Lanes or 4 Lanes on that bridge?